Friday, April 9, 2010

Encyclopedia Candymanica


dazz-ma-boat |'dās'mə'bōt|


A calculated attack on ones foe, in which, through a graceful sweep of the hand, the opponent's scrotal sac is removed.

Technique: Though the specific nuances of this complicated move are unknown to anyone other then the Candyman, and KVK. It is said that the proper flick of the wrist is the key. If done properly, the scrotum should come off with ease in a similar fashion to that of a paper towel being torn from its roll.

Though not a deadly maneuver, it is sure to dishearten your enemy.

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